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Welcome to Swearline!
Swearline teaches you how to swear properly in English in a fun and comic way.
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The swear words used in each programme are shown under the programme description. Each word is given a colour warning code indicating how serious or sensitive it is - click here for the meanings of the warning code.
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Phonics Special! Tit, git, clit, shit, hit, fit, bit and kit.Pornography special! Fluffer, Femdom, Merkin, Skin Flick, Gang bang, Orgy, Centrefold and Daddy
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Pornography special! Fluffer, Femdom, Merkin, Skin Flick, Gang bang, Orgy, Centrefold and Daddy
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand, But I'm thinking of you". Tips for a successful Valentine's Day?♥
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Only $20 in my Hong Bao/Lai See? You mean fucker! Coping with family at Chinese New Year.
Hai - yes
Hai - vagina
Chau - smelly
Diu - fuck, shit
Diu Nei - fuck you
Lo Mo - old mother
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Gwei lo/po/mui/jai - white people
Sei - dead
Fei - fatty
Cheung - sausage
Yeung Cheung - western cock
Release date
24 Apr 2015
Puk gai - shit/bastard
Gai - street
Gai - chicken
Gai - whore
Gai see - market
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Swear Clinics
Got a question about swearing that you’re too embarrassed to ask anyone? Then why not consult our Swear Clinics!
Swear Clinics are English tuition classes where you can talk about anything you like with a native English speaker. Clinics are accessible by Skype and are neither recorded nor broadcast.
New subscribers are entitled to a free 30-minute introductory class and a further free 30 minutes every time you refer two friends to Swearline. To take advantage of these offers click here to subscribe.
After the free classes you can continue with further Swear Clinic consultations for HK$138 (US$18) for a 30-minute session. Swear Clinics are available at the following times (all HK/China times GMT+8):
Mondays to Thursdays 10:00 - 21:00
Fridays 10:00 - 18:00
Saturdays 10:00 - 13:00
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Any problems then please email us at info@swearline.com
White - these are not swear words and can be used in all circumstances.
Green - it should be ok to use these words in most social circumstances. You are unlikely to offend anyone.
Amber - you should take great care with these words. They might offend many people. You should never use them at work or with people you don’t know. You should only use them with your friends or in social situations where the chances of offending someone are low.
Red - these words are extremely offensive. Never use them except with very close friends - even then many people might be very offended by them.
Words example
- Company (to want some)
- Cock
- Tarts
- Losing your lunch
- Undercarriage
- Knock-offs
- Arsehole
- Monkey
- Dominatrix
- Grappling the gorilla
- Pearl necklace
- Wee Wee (to)
- Blowing chunks
- Pussy
- Twat
- Slagpile
- Gossipy
- Bit of rice
- Fuckable
- Crap
- Nymphomaniac
- Pecs
- Going for a ride
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鬼
- Gwai2
仔- Zai2
- Clit
- Bosom
- Fuck you
- Seafood buffet
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